Bigboy for President!

JB Bigboy is the man that the USA, nay the world, needs to unite us and get us back on track.

JB is a guy you can trust and I know this for a fact. First of all, just look at him; big clear eyes and checkered overalls - he sure is handsome and he doesn't change his clothes to pander to this or that audience. JB would never do anything to purposely offend, plus with that nicely manicured doo you know he puts time into his personal appearance. Next, JB will never challenge you to "supersize" your meal like other restaurants might he'll just make it real nice and big for you without any hype. JB wants to feed the world. Maybe it's because of his decades of success that some people want to hurt Bigboy because they don't think he deserves it.... they think, "back in the 1930s anyone could have started a successful chain restaurant, but now all the ideas are used up. Besides it's obvious that JB ripped off the Bigboy sandwich from the BigMac." Well, this type of mudslinging politics won't solve anything and Bigboy will not lower himself to the debate. JB stands solidly on a platform of downhome country values and he will take the time to listen to all of his constituents concerns, hell you can even take a picture with him and he doesn't hide behind secret service agents for protection or anything.

BigBoy for president 2008! It's not too late for REAL change.