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Would you, punk? I didn't think so, so just put that can in the recycling bin and get out of here before I make you!

I just don't know.... stuff? Is this a trick question? I choose "C" that's usually the answer....

Well I'm off to the find the Ladybugs then -

Equal Rights and Justice

So excuse me very much - I have had a lot of complaints filed that I don't have enough footage of Maya on the blog -- where is Maya hula hooping? Why isn't Maya supporting Big Boy? Where is Maya on the ski cam?? So many questions, but I assure you that Maya is alive and well. Here is a picture or two to prove it ... enjoy! Try to guess how much the fetus weighs at it's next check in... the closest without going over is our next cotestant on the Price is Right!!! All entries must be in grams, we use the metric system here people.

Here is a closeup picture to help with your bid --

The rat - looking creature in the closeup view is the family "Dog" called "Bebe" - we are hoping that she doesn't bear any semblance to the real baby when she comes... An italian greyhound - the rat looking breed that she represents has won the ugliest dog in America two years running, but "Bebe" doesn't want to hear it -

Besides being completely beautiful and still having most of her teeth, "Bebe" enjoys an all natural organic meat diet with a scientifically advanced vegetable mix that makes her sleek and trim. If she were still young enough to race she would surely beat any greyhound out there, but of course the temperature conditions have to be just right. Having no real fur to speak of, most of her walks end up like this...

Sometimes she does demonstrate her great speed though as captured in this rare footage ....

Real Trains Don't Have Faces

That's right. Here's a little something for all you train fans out there - you know who you are.

Bigboy for President!

JB Bigboy is the man that the USA, nay the world, needs to unite us and get us back on track.

JB is a guy you can trust and I know this for a fact. First of all, just look at him; big clear eyes and checkered overalls - he sure is handsome and he doesn't change his clothes to pander to this or that audience. JB would never do anything to purposely offend, plus with that nicely manicured doo you know he puts time into his personal appearance. Next, JB will never challenge you to "supersize" your meal like other restaurants might he'll just make it real nice and big for you without any hype. JB wants to feed the world. Maybe it's because of his decades of success that some people want to hurt Bigboy because they don't think he deserves it.... they think, "back in the 1930s anyone could have started a successful chain restaurant, but now all the ideas are used up. Besides it's obvious that JB ripped off the Bigboy sandwich from the BigMac." Well, this type of mudslinging politics won't solve anything and Bigboy will not lower himself to the debate. JB stands solidly on a platform of downhome country values and he will take the time to listen to all of his constituents concerns, hell you can even take a picture with him and he doesn't hide behind secret service agents for protection or anything.

BigBoy for president 2008! It's not too late for REAL change.

Hoop Dreams

That's right. I want to thank Hank and Erica for the guidance in creating SupaHupa ... I am pretty sure this is going to be the biggest thing in Japan since Pokemon. You can notice in the background the beautiful garden wall that I set up ... someday the vines will be real nice. The next time you find yourself in a funk, remember don't let the funk get you down, funk it up!

WARNING: the following video contains images that are too funky for "unfunky" viewers....