Well I've uncovered a serious alien conspiracy here in NishiTokyo - right at the local government office! Roswell should consider using this strategy - white tape. Look closely at the picture here and you will detect an obvious coverup going on.
So I am an official member of Japan now... got my government funded healthcare and everything! So now it's time to plan the Mt. Fuji decent by mountain bike. Who's in?

3 comments:
Dude - I always knew you were from another planet...
Word. J's about as alien as you can get! I'm in for the Fuji biking expedition!
Hey dude - maybe you can get the state funded health care to take care of that third nut for you as well!
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