Ninjas Everywhere!

So the ninja, yakuza and samurai warriors were all keeping me real busy the last couple of months, so I had to keep it way on the down low while I was dodgin shirikin and other crazy claw weapons all the time. But now I'm back! I finally got the Chinese Triads to intervene and the Yakuza were convinced to call a truce at least until after the Olympics are over....





So BJ Bigboy has been buggin me to announce his VP candidate for like a month now and I'm always tellin JB to chill out, wait till the timing is right and stuff... so now is the time.



That's right! The Colonel has joined up the JB for a real power ticket. The Colonel will bring a solid foundation to the ticket with his military experience and common vision to where the country needs to go. So take that McCain and Obama - the Colonel has been fully vetted and we know you were both trying to snatch him up for yourselves, but now it looks like Obama is gonna be stuck with Hillary. Sucker!